In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
Saying,. “I prefer my girls natural”. Good thing I’m a grown woman and not your possession. fucktard.
hahah I love this
Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
what the fuck is this
You know what’s really sad? In middle school we learn about STD’s and sexual infections and how to have sex safely but we never learned about women’s personal health. How to take care of our vagina’s because that’s a thing. I knew what a wet dream was before I knew what a yeast infection was and by then it was too late.
This thing. This thing is so fucked up.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
Me: what kind of font is this?
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
I like my hair today
What conservative Christians actually believe